Bite Size Memoir

Lisa’s Bite Sized Memoir: Gardens

Bite-size No Brainer

When Lisa came back from her break, snowed under with things to do, she gave us a list of words – six of them – and instructions to roll dice to choose the topic. Well, I didn’t like number one, watermelon, so I chose gardens. (Check out Lisa’s watermelon themed post.)  I’ll use the 10 x statements for this memoir, instead of  150 words.  Please ignore the fact the two-week deadline was over a week ago! How did time fly by so fast.

These photos were taken on the 25th October, 1970 with the Box Brownie camera

Welcome to the HAMILTON BOTANICAL GARDENS, Victoria.

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The entrance opposite the Police Station.(not the main one)

1. I remember my friend Mavis – shownby the Wishing Well (above) and sitting on the cannon (below)g-cannon

2.I remember the days, before 1970, when there used to be monkeys, housed in a huge iron-barred cage; monkeys with red-painted bottoms and flea picking fingers: we kids adored them and threw peanuts, still in the shell, into the cage.

3. Gray St Primary School, where I was in grade 5, was just over the road, and I remember sneaking off during lunch hour – I was a town kid, so I could have been going home for lunch. Eventually I got caught and banned, so I had to confine my visits until after school, before I walked home.

4. I remember standing for ages in front of each cage, watching every budgie, canary, cockatiel and finch, guinea pig, rabbit, and other animals and birds I can no longer recall: prolonging the enjoyment and wonder.g-rabbits

5. I remember studying the fountain on every visit, as if I had never seen its lions and elaborate carvings before, thrilled if  water cascaded down. I admired the goldfish and waterlilies, too.g-fountain

4. I remember taking a pocket full of stale bread to feed the ducks on the big pond, amazed by the varieties and loving it even more at duckling time.

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5. I remember bravely standing my ground if the emus came close to the fence, pretending I wasn’t scared by the booming noise they made in their throats.

g-kangaroos6. I remember  hardly giving the wallabies and kangaroos so much as a glance. I’d seen plenty of those during the long car-trips visiting  grandma.

7. The peacocks! How I loved to see them and admire their sparkling plumage, not knowing that, one day in the future, I would have a pair of my own – breeding and screaming blue murder from the roof, and dancing outside my back door.

8. I remember the swathes of glorious flowers, the names of which I had no knowledge. I would eagerly await the new annual plantings. I would peer into the little greenhouse with half the windows whited over.

9. I remember reading all the exotic names of the trees from all over the world, and marvelling how they had started from just a small seed from another country, so many years ago. I loved autumn.g-peacock

10.But my most remembered memory is of the time, when wagging, I intended having my lunch seated under the huge draping branches of the biggest tree in the gardens, hidden from sight. You cannot imagine the horror that confronted me – there must have been at least a dozen black-and-white robed nuns, taking up all the seats. I backed out of there quick smart. The sight of nuns on the street always frightened me.

BITE SIZE MEMOIR

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Birds, Flowers, Trees

Snowball tree and other stuff

WP_20140928_004ABOVE:  I think this is a ‘snowball’ tree, it still has old balls hanging from it. It has gorgeous red buds opening. [I’ve since discovered it is an American Sycamore]

The sunrise was gorgeous this morning. Only minutes after this photo, the fiery red sun sprang above the horizon, bathing the lounge in a red glow, and giving me spots before my eyes! Serve myself right for looking at it.

A pretty little bird looked at me through the kitchen window today, and hung around long enough for a few terrible photos. I really must clean that window! A striated pardalote, methinks, though not as dark on top as the sample from Wikipedia: a juvenile perhaps.

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It actually looks more like this … from Wikipedia

By Ric Raftis (originally posted to Flickr as Striated Pardalote) [CC-BY-2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By Ric Raftis (originally posted to Flickr as Striated Pardalote) [CC-BY-2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Fly on succulent flower

fly on succulent flower, Sept 29th

LEFT: Thisch flower succulent, featuring here in early August, is now flowering.

RIGHT: I was taking the photo before I noticed the fly, so I chased it around a bit.

BELOW: This last photo taken on my walk yesterday shows a tree with these weird, green catkins which seem to opening into leaves. I’ll take more notice tomorrow. I have no idea what type of tree it is.

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Other Stuff

Australian Rules Football

The footy crowd is abuzz today, with the Grand Final between Sydney Swans and Hawthorn taking place at the Melbourne Cricket Ground (MCG, or the ‘G’) this afternoon. Keen fans not able to attend in person will get together with friends and family to watch the match on the biggest screen they can find.

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PHOTO:”Tom wills statue” by Rulesfan – Own work. Licensed under Public domain via Wikimedia Commons. (Statue at the Melbourne Cricket Ground of Tom Wills umpiring a game of school or folk football in 1858)

It’s been a long time since I’ve been to a grand final shindig. Beer and cheap casked-wine flowing freely, the air laden with the aroma of barbecued onions, sausages, and steak, competing with socially acceptable cigarette smoke and, sometimes, a hint of weed.

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Melbourne Cricket Ground in 1864 Photo: Wikipedia, Public Domain

The best parties were when your own team wasn’t playing – you could sit back and just enjoy the process without any of that sick feeling of disappointment at the end of the day. You’ve already had that when your team either didn’t make the finals, or made the eight but got put out during the lead-up matches to the big day.

Since Grade six, I’d barracked for St Kilda. I dumped them a few years ago when I reached saturation point with the constant media reporting of the results of their ‘culture’ involving groupies.

In the early days, the ball changed from the round ball you see up there in that first photo, to the oval we have today. These drawings below are from 1891. I love those old outfits.  These days, the shorts are a more sensible size when I went to footy matches during the 70s and 80s. I guess they worked out those skin-tight little shorts were doing nothing for their future fatherhood potential.1891_VFA_Premiership_Match

By J Macfarlane [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

On of the most exciting parts of the Grand Final is the playing of our national anthem: except Meatloaf – what a let down that was, in 2011, from one of my favourites! Every year, at the end of the anthem there is an almighty roar from the crowd – absolutely everyone screams in anticipation! It is really something to be in the crowd for that.By Jimmy Harris from Melbourne, Australia (The teams line up for the 2005 national anthem) [CC-BY-2.0], via Wikimedia Commons (Sydney Swans & West Coast Eagles)

 MCG Panorama. Taken at Richmond VS Carlton in an AFL Match from Wikpedia, public domain, released by author, candidate for Commons.

Closer to home, today is the last game of Fantasy Football we play this season. I finished up at Supercoach in the Home and Away games at 72,438 – in the top 29% – out of 250,278 fantasy footy coaches! Mr R probably finished in the top 1000 or less.  In the other one I played, in the AFL’s own competition, I finished at 301,101 31,101, but I have no idea of coach numbers.  I won’t talk about the draft games (where we had unique players within a league) as I didn’t win a single premiership.

I haven’t decided if I will watch the game yet.

I think I’d rather mess about on the computer, catching up on a couple of assignments. I have to record my scripted narration for my digital story. I also have to analyze a comic strip page – ha! that’ll be fun. A writing task, or maybe two, due Monday. Coursera are having random maintenance outages over the due time period, so I’m getting everything in early. I got behind with the Climate Change course, but a bit of effort saw me catch up and do the quiz and evaluations on time. I’m glad I’ve stuck with this course as I’m learning a lot about the global warming thing.

Well, people, I hope you are having a good weekend, whatever you are doing! ❤

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